Marlton
A horrible upper-middle class Philadelphian suburb in South Jersey filled with awful, fake, snobby deceptive people, and the tools who are used by them. One would think that because Marlton is a relatively wealthy town that there wouldn't be so many white trash lowlifes (the product of a bratty childhood and careless parenting) as well as skanky rubbish high school sluts, but lo and behold, there are! Every time someone from West Deptford or Washington Twp comes here, something bad happens because they taint the population with their trailerpark way of life. Marlton is also home of Cherokee High School, where the jock mentality is INDEED in full swing and the collar-popping douchebags on the football team who think they're badass because they drank 5 Natty Lites Friday night, and actually do NOT have any potential future in athletics, are treated like gold. Anyone who is not a jock is even worse... an emo kid... someone who thinks they can play guitar but can't. There is also a high population of fake Italians or "guidos", with annoying fake accents and ugly blowout haircuts trying to copy Carmine Gotti, while thinking Spanish words are Italian and that spaghetti and meatballs with Domino's Pizza is a "classic Italian dish". Very few cool down to earth people live here (some aren't "rich" enough to simply pack up and leave), as most have taken the opportunity to get the fuck out. If you're smart or at very least a decent person, LEAVE as soon as you graduate from CHS. Otherwise, if you're just another rude piece of snobby Jersey trash or TPT who likes ICP, stay and rot.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!
This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)
Great mug, she loved it
I'm in a Spanish-speaking practice group, and the phrase "Ajo y Agua" came up, meaning, (more or less) "If you f***ed up, deal with it." (It's a long story, how "Garlic and Water" means this, but that's the fun of it.) Anyway, the Urban Dictionary site with the mug popped up on Google (reading my mind, as always) so I bought one as a gift. It's not cheap as mugs go, but I'm happy to say the mug is VERY good quality, looks exactly as it does online, and is packed in the most securely designed mug-transport box I've ever seen. You can't break it in shipping or reshipping! Also it arrived in just a few days. I recommend this product highly.
i like mug that say words
I purchased the eggplant color cup for my friend, purple is her favorite color and she loves her special cup, she cooks a lot, so I had Itis with Iris put on one side of the cup and the meaning on the other side because when she cooks that how everyone feels afterwards!! Thanks UD Diana K.
Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU
I ate the mug it tastes good
I have a “gift” for plathering. The definition is right on. Can’t wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
dear Jim. B whose 1 star test review is showing up on top: thank you for your service sir
These mugs are supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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