i am a menace
I am a menace Smackin' his balls like in Tennis Suckin' his d**k 'Til he finish Not lettin' his semen replenish Balls in my throat Splooge in my mouth is my image I'm not a joke Got your man's ass in my scope Extend his d**k down in my throat These faggets know I'm wearing his ass like a cloak Now I'm his number one ho These men I be bangin', p*n*s be slangin' Mega d**k Sam is the one I be claimin' He f**k like a beast, you cannot tamе 'em We don't use condoms, this sh*t 'gon gеt dangerous! He nut in my face now his p*n*s is floppin' I lick up the nut while I'm runnin' his wallet I call him the driller, his d**k like a rocket I keep my lips spread while his balls is droppin' My ass i CLOGGED Shaft deep, down, down to his balls I'm runnin' through men like he shufflin' cards G spot Jumpin' Tearing my walls Quinching my thirst with the sweat off his balls Whole lotta' f**kin' b*t*h come strech me as*h**e got n***as kickin' like Jet Li Mouth is a bowl, and your nut is the recipe Finish in my mouth then splooge on the rest of me Whole lotta' n***as, whole lotta' faggets See a buldge in your pants And you know I gotta' grab it All grey sweats, d**kprint gotta' have it Bend that ass over lose the draws so I can stab it I like d**k, big as sh*t f**k my guts, f**k a clit Make you c*m, with my tongue Then inject me in my bum He stay hard like a rock Suck his d**k right through his socks
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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