Donovan M. Mug
Usually a brunette boy with beautiful glossy brown eyes. With a big white smile that makes everything disappear. Gives the embrace that makes your heart melt like candle wax. And kisses that leave your lips tingling and your stomach fluttering. He will leave you flabbergasted by his humor and leave you laughing and crying with his amazing jokes. And has the brains to do anything he can imagine. The determination that leaves me always admiring him. And just the warmth of his breath hit my neck leaving me shivers down my spine. And when he cuddles me, he makes me feel safe and sound like nothing is doing to hurt me. He knows how to make me happy when I’m at my lowest point. And just makes me feel like I can be myself without being judged. Not to forget to mention, he is so handsome that he will leave you awestruck and just in awe. He may seem handsome but even better looking in bed and is great in bed if you know what I mean. And his stare he gives before he is about to lean in towards me for a kiss makes me fold. And lastly, me being in his arms makes me feel like all my problems are away and lift my worries off my chest and makes it feel like time has stopped. And that there is a Donovan M.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.