Donovan M. Mug
Usually a brunette boy with beautiful glossy brown eyes. With a big white smile that makes everything disappear. Gives the embrace that makes your heart melt like candle wax. And kisses that leave your lips tingling and your stomach fluttering. He will leave you flabbergasted by his humor and leave you laughing and crying with his amazing jokes. And has the brains to do anything he can imagine. The determination that leaves me always admiring him. And just the warmth of his breath hit my neck leaving me shivers down my spine. And when he cuddles me, he makes me feel safe and sound like nothing is doing to hurt me. He knows how to make me happy when I’m at my lowest point. And just makes me feel like I can be myself without being judged. Not to forget to mention, he is so handsome that he will leave you awestruck and just in awe. He may seem handsome but even better looking in bed and is great in bed if you know what I mean. And his stare he gives before he is about to lean in towards me for a kiss makes me fold. And lastly, me being in his arms makes me feel like all my problems are away and lift my worries off my chest and makes it feel like time has stopped. And that there is a Donovan M.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts