Lauren H
A Lauren H is a mean bitch of a person on the outside, but on the inside actually seems to care, at least for the most part. Lauren H's will generally make the first move in a relationship, although they would never dare to say this out loud, instead denying it by claiming that "you added me first!" although that doesn't mean shit. Besides this, she'll make borderline evil jokes over text, confusing you as to what she means or what she wants from you. They'll have cute highlights in their hair, and make even cuter pouty faces, although they rarely like to show this side of themselves, instead simultaneously flipping you off and making a half heart in the air, making you wonder if she's genuinely bipolar (jk) or if she's just sweet in a unique way. On top of this, Lauren H's always try to act like they aren't simping, or that they don't like you, but then they'll do something to show how much they really do care, reminding you of just how much they think of you, like asking about you for a candle scent, or falling asleep on a call, or even writing a half-sarcastic urban dictionary article about you! Lauren H's make themselves genuinely open to you, and while they might have a mean front, they're genuinely too nice (and cute) for you to ever pass up. Finally, remember that if you ever find a Lauren H, you'd better try your hardest to keep her around and appreciate her, because she's bae.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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