Clarenz Mug
Clarenz is a shy but sweet man. If you like a Clarenz, better confess now because he will never do it first (unless he is drunk). A Clarenz has that "who am I to be liked by someone like you"-mentality especially if he really likes you, and that's what makes him scared of making a move. Even if you are already giving him hints that you like him, he will think that you are doing those things because he is just a friend to you, and he will think that you can never like someone like him (which is not true!). That's how shy a Clarenz can be. But once you have Clarenz as a boyfriend, you will pray everyday that he will become your husband. You will not look at other men the same as before, because in your eyes, your Clarenz is already perfect. Clarenz is the type of man that is ideal to marry. His loyalty can never be broken because once he loves, he'll love like it's his first and last. He can be really busy at times, but he will never forget to tell you that he loves you and cares about you. Plus, he is also the best gamer there is!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.