sex story
(hopefully this is long enough to jerk off to) I was in my room when i looked out the window and seen a girl in a thin swimsuit and no bra, she had black duck tape x's on her nipples and i instantly got a boner, with my buldge in my pants, i ran outside and brought her to my house, she sat down and i handed her some clothes. i think she noticed my rock because she denied the clothes and strted playing with it through my pants, i reached for the tape on her huge titties, she said "not yet" I stood there confused. Despite this i pulled down my pants and i got a nice handjob, she took out a pocket pussy, handed it to me and said, "be right back". she came back with some tissue and lotion, "we wont be needing those" i said. "but why? its not like-" i stuck my rock in her mouth and gave it about 5 seconds, i came and she swallowed, i didnt care how sensitive my penis was, i put it in her pussy and caarried her all the way upstairs, we pulled a allnighter and we never took the tappe off.
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