Paawan Mug
A celebrity of many talents. He is an amazing singer, guitarist, pianist, and beat boxer. His other, lesser known talents are being naturally charismatic, making fun of tall kids born in 2006, and having an inhuman spice tolerence level. He's also learned many languages throughout his life so far; i.e. Spanish, Punjabi, Hindi, German, Japanese, and the language of seduction. He may be naturally charismatic, and charming but deep inside his little brain, thoughts of "Pickle Sex" and "Dirty Andrew's" roam his mind 24/7. Beware, as he will try to show you videos he's found of this subject matter to you. Top Achievements: -Bombsquad robot skin (plus all other skins) -Winning a "Thumb War" against Allison wong, *professional thumb wrestler* -Turned down working for a pyramid scheme -Professional salad maker -Phineas and Ferbs biggest fan If you get into a fight with this man, i cannot say this enough. BACK OFF IMMEDIATELY you WILL die. Likes and dislikes: Likes: smooth, dogs, having his medical bills paid for Dislikes: sticky, cats, paying friends medical bills. Overall, pretty solid guy. Kinda crazy that he doesn't like cats, or paying for friends medical bills, but his rap and beat boxing skills make up for it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!