mary Mug
there’s no words to describe mary. she is everything i could ask for in a person. she makes me feel like i’m important. she makes me happy. she’s absolutely beautiful. i’ve fallen in love with her. with her eyes, her hair, her face, everything about her. mary loves to make fun of me. i don’t mind though. she has a white cat. she probably loves her cat more than me. no matter what she does i won’t ever stop loving mary. she’s my whole world. she likes listening to bts. she also likes to eat. she drew me on her leg in eyeliner once. mary means everything to me. i think of her when i wake up. i think of her when i go to sleep. i think of her when i should be paying attention in math class. i think of her when i’m eating dinner. i would do anything for her. i’ve only known her for a month and shes already changed my life. mary, if you’re reading this just know i love you so much
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.