Valery
Valery is deadass one of the best people I've ever fucking met, and that's a fact. If you ever get the chance to meet a Valery, you better WORSHIP the ground they walk on cause they're a whole god / goddess and they deserve all the fucking love in the world. Valery is the type of friend to laugh with you, cry with you, and just be there for you whenever you need them. They're a gorgeous person on the inside, and the outside? MM- EXQUISITE. NONE of the fucking words in ANY language can describe how fucking gorgeous they are like- What??? Yes, they are a dumb bitch at times, but we all are. That's what I love about them- They aren't afraid to show off their amazing fucking personality (despite them being a little toxic at times-) when you get to know them, and even though they're a little shy at first- They'll warm up to you eventually and trust me, it's worth the wait. Don't hurt them though- You WILL regret it. Whether you hurt them physically, mentally, emotionally, or romantically, this bitch will step the fuck up, and step the fuck on you. As they should. They don't deserve to get hurt, and if any bitch hurt my Valery I promise that I will PERSONALLY fuck you up. They're my bitch for life, and I'd fight God, Satan, and all their fucking angels and demons and otherwise- JUST to see them smile. I love and appreciate them so fucking much and I can't say it enough. I don't show it much, but I really do. hi, honeymoon. ilysm <33
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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