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An adult employed by high schools to watch over hallways for bad behavior. The final evolutionary stage of the kid that would always remind the teacher to check the class's homework, hall monitors are usually losers and busybody Karens who feel important because of their petty position of authority that allows them to flex on kids. They suffer from a small man syndrome and are constantly on a mission to bust youngsters for the pettiest of infractions, such as vaping in the bathrooms, loitering after lunch breaks, wearing subjectively inappropriate attire and walking any faster than a slow strolling pace in the hallways. Hall monitors are peculiarly nosy, prying, arrogant and self-entitled people who feel better about themselves for picking on kids who are more than half their age younger, being extremely proficient snitches. They will normally be in the employ of a high school well into their 60s as they have no desire or ambition to do anything better with their lives and are content with living out the rest of their existence in abject mediocrity.

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.

Marcus G.Apr 2
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good service, delivery time was quick

Patrick B.Mar 31
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Review by Patty M.

I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.

Patty M.Mar 31
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Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.

Scott S.Mar 30
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My dad hated it🤣

Andrew N.Mar 30
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Review by Heidi A.

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.

Heidi A.Mar 29
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Great ordering experience..good quality

Sherry P.Mar 28
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8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her

Oen G.Mar 27

The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)

Your n.Mar 26

Gift for my niece. She loves it.

Sandra W.Mar 26
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I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”

Ayden N.Mar 25

i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there

Gabe U.Mar 25

How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy

Jack K.Mar 25

Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience

Stephen N.Mar 25
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i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE

E E.Mar 24

Describes my classmate in school, perfect

Person :.Mar 24

I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..

Michael K.Mar 23
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*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.

Joseph R B.Mar 23

fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you

Shaina D.Mar 22

Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.

Arielle C.Mar 22
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