Dickhead McGee
The sexual act that requires a sick person to perform. You will create a 5-course meal inside a woman’s vagina. Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass. Step one: find a girl (optional) Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit Step five: spread the shit around Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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