Esteban Mug
He's quiet but but by far the most popular guy at school. Literally everyone loves him and even though girls flock to him he says "I'm waiting". He always just gives stuff away to friends to help them which makes him the most generous person ever. Esteban will always come through no matter what, there was a track race where his relay team was being crushed, Esteban wasn't even concerned, he just got the baton and all hell broke loose! He made the craziest comeback of all time and humiliated some of the best runners in the country. We make fun of him for choosing to practice instead of going out with friends but he doesn't care. Although he will always downplay his abilities, he has so much potential and is often underestimated big time, he will accomplish crazy feats of endurance such as marathons and triathlons without telling a single person unless they ask. He loves God and claims that its only through God that he has accomplished things. He wont ask for attention and may seem mysterious to most, but off of the track he is a simple, cool, loving guy who loves the Colorado outdoors. On the track he is a smoking hot, badass machine and probably a future Olympian. If you know an Esteban become his best friend(like me)or wife because a dude like this only comes around once every 10000 years. Ps. I'm writing this to have people guess who I am writing about and Esteban doesn't know about this yet. He will claim to be mad and want to kill me, but that just means lunch is on him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane