Paige Mug
One of the most if not the sweetest most beautiful girls I have ever met, she has her quirks, everyone does, but with her, it seems like there are none. She is so beautiful inside and out but will not acknowledge it no matter how hard you try. When you need her she will be there no matter what it is, she can be a little quiet at times especially if she doesn’t know you, but if she feels comfortable around you you will be one of the luckiest guys around. The luckiest guy is the one who gets the opportunity to be able to share a relationship with her, whether it be successful or not. She will change your life for the better in so many ways and all you wish is that you could pay her back for what she did for you. Paige has been through a lot and even though it doesn’t seem like it you just need to be there for her, give her the space she needs and she will eventually confide in you. If she loves you, you have honestly struck gold and you have come across something that is so special and unique that you question yourself what to do after that. Paige is one of a kind and however gets to be with her is the luckiest guy in the world. She is such a beautiful person that you start wishing you had the work ethic she does, the patience she has, the soft comforting voice she brings, the beauty that she carries and a smile that can brighten a room. In short she has such a beautiful character that you’ll be hard pressed to find anyone close to her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!