Poolo Mug
The sport occasionally played in the South Western region of America. The sport Involves two teams of Combatant teams of 2 or and 1 or more Cannonade teams, the game itself is where the Combatant team rides mini bikes while holding a Poo net or Poo scoop (long handled and short varieties used by different positions in the game) in order to scoop up animal faeces and throw into the opponents toilet via throwing or rolling, and the Cannonade team providing artillery support for their respective team. The game is usually played in well opened parks due to the abundance of dog droppings and favourable biking conditions. The game features three roles: the majority of a standard Poolo Aggress or Defense team made of 11 players has 7 Stoolmen with short Poo scoops for scooping and a Scoop shield to block opponents Poo scoops from jabbing them, 3 Porcelmen with long Poo nets for catching high velocity turds and a Poo sprayer to spray disruptive poo beams into oncoming turds, and 1 Stool Master to direct the team’s plans and actions. The 2 supporting Cannonade team of both teams uses Poo bows, Poo ballistas, Poo Trebuchets, and Poo cross bows to cause anal disarray on the other team.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.