Austin Mug
An Austin is an amazing guy with blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. He is extremely loyal and cares about others feelings before his own even if he is dying inside. He is a lover, he loves cuddles and hugs and he will do everything he can to make you feel happy. If you have an Austin in your life never let him go because he makes the best boyfriend. He will constantly check up on you to make sure you're ok, he will comfort you when you are crying, he will give you so much love and he will make you look forward to the future. He is very clingy but not to the extreme. He knows how to give you space when you need it and he will not leave you alone when you want him by your side. Austin is very funny, he is crazy and goofy but that's why he is such a fun person to be around. When he enters a room everyone turns to look at him because he is extremely cute and handsome. When he has a girlfriend he is very protective of her and will make sure she is safe and loved. Austin is the kind of guy that doesn't hide his emotions. He will cry when he's sad, he will yell when he's mad he will laugh and smile when he's happy. You don't want to hurt his feelings or get on his bad side because he is extremely scary when he is mad. Austin has a big heart and he loves the people he is close to especially the one he really loves. He will treat her like a queen in every way possible because he wants to show her he cares. He is very sweet and so understanding of everything.
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Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!