Ohirum Mug
The name or attitude of a terrible creature. Historians called it the first ‘emotional masochist. “Three heads it has. The first is fumbling and soppy. In a constant state of naivety, benevolence and weakness. It’s constrained for its need to love and care for others. Trapped by its empathy. The second is cold, ruthless and logical. Undaunted by humanities ever shifting moral standards. It is as flexible as sand and will stop at nothing to achieve its designs. The third, in the centre of the husk, is ancient and terrible. Shrouded by its misery and the misery of others. It is capable of all emotions and feeds off of its pain as well as the pain it causes. It’s tendrils are buried in everyone and everything and it’s eye is always filled with salt water. All together they make up a conglomeration of pure revulsion. This thing has slowly pulsated across the world since time immemorial. It wishes for the death of itself and all things ephemeral. It remains on its singular journey to Sorangth. And it will slither and groan until the sun fades and all the stars die. Until all universes are ended. Until life itself is but a distant thought. Until the shadow of atoms are all that remain. It will gain utter solitude, where it will laugh and cry. But never will it die.” - Unknown
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
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