13.09 Mug
If you're ever having a down day and this day is near, you're in for the best day of your life. It most certainly was for me. I had the privilege of meeting the most unique person who was born on this day. Almost felt like it was my birthday. It was over social media and it was only after a few days that we've met in person. The conversation was real and when I spoke to you for the first time, all my senses began to heighten. You must of thought I was a fool, but you didn't. Instead you embraced it and began to love it and that sparked me even more. The time I've spent with you recently has really opened me in ways you wont even understand and I will treasure it. I'm so spelled by you, by that smile, by that voice, oh that walk... hold up, let me not use up these characters, I could go on for days. I'm sorry that you and I couldn't work out and live out our dreams, but for what its worth, there is something I need you to know. With all said and done, I'm happy things played out the way it did and I wouldn't take any moment back, especially the day I messaged you and the moment we first met. You are the most amazing person I know.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!