St.Joes
St. Joes also know as St. Hoes, is a Christian Catholic high-school where no body is a catholic and people shit on the bible daily, located in Ottawa Ontario, it’s the one place that spends more money on removing their bathroom doors than on the students themselves. The students there are adequate in both looks and brains with some exceptions being hay in a needle stack. When they’re not vaping in the bathroom and smuggling a 3 foot bong to “get lit” the boys are being regular everyday fuckboys who spread their legs almost as much as the girls to compensate for their tiny dicks. The girls aren’t any better, selfish, ignorant hoes by trade, you’d swear they have as big as balls as the guys the way the talk shit about each other, when they’re not sucking a guys dick in the forest or getting slammed in the bathroom, they’re usually finding guys older than them to get free pot from so long as they know how to lose a gag reflex Students practically shit on the bible and spit in gods face everyday with an exception of kids actually following the G O D’s word and issuing this as an excuse to be the most cocky douches The teachers are like trail mix, some are super sweet and nice to have, and the others are trying their best to be the most bitter people ever, being so blind as to gloss over kids vaping to take a kids hat of their head to “show some respect” All in all a solid fuck up that’s expanding everyday
The Urban Dictionary Mug
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
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