Lilyan Mug
Lilyans are the most gorgeous girls you’ll ever lay eyes on. They have incredible voices and are extremely caring about others. They’re so funny! You won’t stop laughing around a Lilyan. They are romantics, and all around just great girls. They are sympathetic and kind to others, however they can’t seem to love themselves. But they love the chase. If she jokes that she hates you, she loves you. If she’s sad and she tells you to go away, DONT. Once you do something to hurt a Lilyan, if she’s truly hurt, she’ll never really forgive you. They always put others before themselves, and stand up for what they believe in. She has a stare that could reach you from miles, and she’s more loyal than anyone else. They’re the most respectful, responsible, reasonable girls. Lilyans are great friends to have. they are honest and are always first to apologize. You can get them angry quite easily, but overall, Lilyan’s are pretty perfect. If you have one, NEVER LET THEM GO. She is selfless and humble. She’ll never admit that she’s truly gorgeous. She’s perfect and will always tell you how perfect you are instead of her. But, don’t let this kindness fool you. She’s a freak. She gives the absolute BEST head and she can ride ;) they’re the best girlfriends to have. Again, never let a Lilyan go!
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.