Noah
If headass, donkey, panini head and twig had a conjoint definition Noah would definitely be it. He has green eyes, dark brown Dora length hair and resembles a baby wolf. One of the hairiest people you will meet. You could make a fur coat out of his arms and facial hair. One of the biggest smokers you will meet too. He is known to take not only one or two joints to the face but sometimes 5. IKR pretty insane. He’s pretty much everything you’re looking for in a guy. He’s sweet and funny and easy to talk to you. He’s a bit of a pain in the ass but he’s totally worth it. One of the BIGGEST headasses you’ll ever meet. Super white, whiter than melk. This guy will screenshot FLANNEL and ask if it’s a “cop”. Legit does not get whiter than this. Noah is down for anything and is always there w a listening ear no matter the situation. He will put you first and will make sure that you are at your best. Definitely a catch. You could never go wrong w him. He’ll make you cheese constantly and will always cap on you. Gives the best hugs even though he’s a twig. Will NOT kiss you back. Will just look at you petrified. If I had the opportunity to go back and unmeet him, I’d gladly take it just to get to know him all over again.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.

I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!

Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
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