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Fresh off the Boat. Doesn’t know one lickity split of English but still enrolls in a regular school anyway. Completely self centred and rudely mannered people. Extremely over populated. Has 5 children well knowing they have no money to support even themselves, and the verdict? Ship them to Canada. 60% of the world is made up of people, that’s almost 5 out of 7 billion. Not only is there no room for more in their own land, soon enough, every continent is going to be overpopulated because of them. They have no respect. They only socialize with themselves. They are absurdly obnoxious. They are just genuinely rude people that don’t know how to act proper in any social gathering. They poorly take care of themselves, often smelling like a slow cooked butthole. They take offence to absolutely everything, you accidentally bump into them, one they over react and pretend to plummet to the ground, and two they look at you like you’re Satan. And even if we say sorry we will just get ignored. But if they run into us they don’t give a diddly squat about it and try to walk right threw you like you’re a ghost. Three quarters of my school is asain, walking threw the hall I feel like I’m in the middle of a Chinese super marker. I just can’t wrap my head around it. Search it up anywhere, before we know it the only race of the world is going to be asain. I’m not trying to be racist or anything but there’s so many of them and it’s annoying. STOP SHIPPING THEM TO CALGARY PLEASE
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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