Wilton
A town in Connecticut idolized almost exclusively for its good schools and cheaper cost of living as compared to New Canaan or Darien. As such, a large percentage of Wilton's population does not have permanent residency plans and 'For-Sale' signs often coincide with graduation banners. Wilton's pie de resistance is undoubtedly its High School, although you a preliminary visual inspection would not suggest this. The building is an architectural shit-show filled with choke-points, haphazard facility placement, and an unwelcomingly bureaucratic exterior. There is a strikingly large gap between the high and low ends of Wilton's income spectrum, however, Wilton residents almost all share one thing in common. Everyone is white. 2015 census reports show that 93% of Wilton consists of White Caucasians. At one point in time, only 2 black families resided in Wilton out of approximately 16,000 people. The teens of Wilton High School vary in background and motivation. A solid percentage are academic devotees who care passionately about securing their future economic success through the pursuit of resume fodder opportunities. Another large percentage consists of well-to-do jackoffs who skip school on the regular. And although the school administration will adamantly deny it, Wilton students are extremely racist, likely due to isolationism from racial struggle provided by what can only be described as the 'Wilton Bubble Effect' I have a big penis.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :))))))))
This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.