Aryan-Homo Habilis Mug
The earliest member of the genus Homo is Homo habilis which evolved around 2.8 million years ago. We have been told to be descendants of monkeys, but quite frankly some of us on this planet have gone back to our pre-evolved states. With a brain the size of a quark or lepton, I wouldn't expect much from this creature. It would be quite a shame if this it was classed as a mammal as all the half-wit, morons in the world would seem to be gaining competition. Scientists will find this quite compelling as the idea of this creature on our planet does not conform to the generic anthropology of a creature like this. The Aryan-Homo Habilis( special kind of jungle ape that is forced into gay love because of the uncontrollable gravitational pull that is much larger than the gravity on Jupiter) must mate with Bilal-Son of Black Megamind in order for it to satisfy its needs. The unique square-headed shape of this creature allows it to densely pack no information into its brain. P.S Consider having a shower once in a while, homeless freak
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Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!