Kaden
Kaden, or, as referred to in Biology as Homo Eggeous, is a species that thinks of itself as being the apex predator. However, through research, it has been discovered that Kadens are closer related to Troglodytes & Neanderthals. Kadens are often obsessed with eggs, giving it the Taxonomy Homo Eggeous. Through tens of thousands of years of evolution Kadens can blend in Homo Sapiens, however it is easy to differentiate Homo Sapiens from Homo Eggeous due to their lack of intellect and obsession with eggs. Often, they will hoard eggs in their home. Kadens have a high net worth, even though they have been proven to be substantially more retarded than the average Homo Sapien, meaning, despite the years of evolution, they are slowly devolving, meaning the only evolutionary trait is their looks being similar to Homo Sapiens, other than their egg-shaped head. Kadens will often brag about their wealth and success, although their wealth is a facade for the egg that hides below. On a good note, the species is being poached and parts of them are sold in local supermarkets by the dozen world-wide, making them an endangered species. It is estimated they will be extinct by 2040 luckily due to there being less than 1600 in the USA.
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