Emely
Emely is the best girl you will ever meet. She has a heart made out of gold, and although she can be quite a bitch at times, she will always find a way to make you laugh. One of the funniest girls you will EVER meet. Although her bright attitude might get to your head, she is a depressed hoe. Other than that, she's chill as fuck. Any boy would be honored to have their heart broken by her, (I would know.) It is a privilege to date an Emely. If you ever get the chance to date her, keep her! She is so loving and once she likes you, she will treat you like a king (which you don't deserve to be treated as.) She is very hard to get, and not because she tries to be, she just likes to get to know someone before doing anything with them. When she's not in a relationship, she loves to hoe around.She has the best music taste, but it can vary from super chill beats to music you would listen while doing a super satanic ritual. Either way, her music taste is fuego. Last but DEFINITELY NOT least, she has the BIGGEST booty. That shit is soft as fuck! It feels like a pillow filled with millions of feathers from the holiest angels in heaven. If you ever slap that, your hand will turn into a thousand doves and they will fly away into the beautiful sunset. Emely's booty was sent from the gods above, and anyone that gets to clap those cheeks is the luckiest person on Earth. Emely is one of the best girls out there.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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