Dave Mug
Dave is a loser. Dave is almost 40 years old and has been unemployed for 20. Dave makes excuses for himself. Dave lives in his girls friends house for free while she goes to work every day. Dave does nothing all day and just before she comes home, he pretends to do the dishes to seem productive. Dave has no money to buy real drugs like a decent person because he’s a jobless loser, so he huffs propane out a grill tank. Dave is no longer allowed to have a grill at his house. Dave is too lazy to go inside the house and use a toilet like a human, so he shits in a bucket in the backyard and leaves it there. Dave has 4 broken down cars in the driveway because he can’t afford to buy one that works. Dave collects garbage. Dave is garbage. Dave feels so bad about being a loser that he verbally assaults his girlfriend to make her feel bad about herself, so she never sees how shitty he actually is. Dave doesn’t realize that she knows. Dave doesn’t have sex with his girlfriend and sleeps on the couch every night instead of in their bed to avoid sex. Dave is confused and outraged when she ends up sleeping with someone else. Dave doesn’t like to shower. Dave doesn’t brush his teeth. Dave really likes McDonald’s - a lot. Dave plays the victim. Dave starts projects and doesn’t finish ANY of them. Dave uses his inheritance to buy model planes instead of helping his girlfriend pay bills. Dave is a useless piece of shit.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!