Tuba
Noun; a large metal instrument often used to crush the enemies in a quick and swift manner; the ultimate human pancake maker origin: the tuba was invented in 16th century germany as a specially designed weapon that was very useful in crushing and capturing. the tuba's large interior was not only good for storing the dead bodies of your friends and enemies, but as a brilliant shield. tubas eventually fell out of favor as all weapons do, as only the strongest could support its massive bulk. still, the tuba is often used to make pancakes out of other living creatures such as: penguins, cats, yappy dogs, carrot faced world leaders, creatures which disagree with you, beluga whales, Aye Ayes, etc. tubas are often found in a terrifying battle formation marching band to demonstrate dominance over the bystanders. if someone is observed to be wearing or doing anything out of the ordinary they will be swiftly crushed. the tuba is often used along with the flute, a great tool for stabbing and impaling. they make the perfect combo and are often seen together in the dangerous war formation marching band.
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