Dundee, NY
A ramshackle town in Upstate New York where you have to drive for at least 30 mins to another town if you don't want to buy stuff from a dumpster fire. Because of the state you live in, your taxes are bigger than the economy will ever be. You're also governed by Andrew Cuomo, an incompetent Democrat that only won 6 counties that weren't NYC during his election. The census of the only school is smaller than Eminem's dick, so much so that the kids graduate knowing everybody in their class along with their inbred cousins. The school also tries to cut costs but wastes all of the extra money on their godawful football team while neglecting almost everything else (ex: forcing inexperienced kids to make an ad for the school because they can't afford a professional team/company). The population's not good at anything but hiding their drugs, because in every school locker nook and obese trailer trash's cranny, you'll find a gram or two of dust. The restaurants sell their piles of horse shit for a price you'd expect from a 5-star restaurant despite 70% of the population living off of welfare and food stamps. Meanwhile any improvement that could be made is cockblocked by a mayor who nobody knows is the mayor, because he's so insignificant outside of only making bad decisions (and is now trying to get re-elected, with no resistance at all from the retarded townsfolk). If you live here and have at least two brain cells, you'll know what I'm talking about.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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