Tearout Mug
A form of "artistic expression" performed like a circus of chaos, from jumped-up wankspanners who feel that their microphone is their life, which is slowly being crushed, and they want to share that pain with you. The wannabe hardcore MC. Not the established, quality MCs of choice and legend, who know how to let music breathe. No... these fuckonaughts want to tell you stories in the form of FIREBARZ over the top of the music, making the already dynamically fucked music (redlines are ace, ok?!?) even more obsolete. They insist on having more bars than the actual tune itself. One MC in Bognor is apparently still going since last Saturday night. No longer do they care about keeping it short and sweet. If they got a blowy from a bit of a slapper round the back of the supermarket, you'll hear about it over the top of a Flip n Fill tune during a vocal breakdown. Their fans apparently constantly come up to them and ask, "why aren't you king of the fucking world?" or so they say. There are as of yet no apparent witnesses to this phenomena...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!