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I was at school one day and the cutest boy in our came up to me and said “ after school my car” so when the bell rang and school was over I went to his car and he said “ hop in” so I did what he said. as we were walking into his house he said “hey my parents are on a trip you wanta bang .” Sure enough I was like yay but then I said “ You have condom right.” He laugh and said “ Of course” we Went into his room and we started to kiss no French kiss. He shirt was already off so he took my off and started playing with my tits. Being the desperate girl I was I said “ wanna she them.” So I took off my bra still kissing and he looked amazed of how big they were . He stared to play with them as we were kissing and then I unzipped his pants and his penis was huge I mean like 10 inches or more. Then he stated to take my thong off and after I gave him one of a kind blowjob I could taste the cumm coming out of him. He said “ oh babe I will do anything you want anything.” Just FUCK ME.”I said. He stared to Lick My clit and shoved him him to me and I let out a little groan and he said “ I know you like it,” more MORE” I screamed so he shoved all 10 inches and to me and it was the best I mean best he took it out and turned me around and stared fuck me in the ass. We got in to the 69 position for a bit and went back to fucking . We fell asleep inside of each other . The next morning we fucked even harder. Damm best sex ever also glad he had the comdom
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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