Destiny Mug
A badass who doesn't give a fuck what you think about her. She's intelligent, powerful and sexy. She can be quite cold from time to time since she doesn't really have a good hold on her emotions and that's one weakness about her - a weakness she wishes she didn't have because she always regrets her cold actions at the end of the day when she's alone. She's a fighter and a competitive one at that. She doesn't like to lose. Guys flock around her because of her beauty and natural charm. Kind to those who deserve her kindness and a bitch to those who don't deserve it. Has strong morals and would be an amazing girlfriend that'll most likely be hard to handle. Think you have the metabolism to handle her sex drive? Good luck man. This girl is perfect in every way even though she will use the incessant phrase, "I'm not perfect." Deep down she knows she is and sometimes it scares her because she doesn't want to do something that messes it up. Confident, powerful, sexy, smart, competitive, over-achiever, sassy, perfect, beautiful and strangely vulnerable. Yeah, those are all words to describe Destiny.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts