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I was so horny in school so i started watching porn. My teacher gave me detention in his office after school. My detention came and i was so wet there was a stain in my jeans. When i walked in my teacher was waiting for me. He locked the door. Have you ever had sex he asked me. YES i screamed. He started squeezing my ass so hard. I massaged his buldge as he ripped off my red skin tight crop top. He ripped off my tiny bralette and squeezed my tits. We were both so horny. He pulled off my jeans and ripped off my pink thong. I pulled off his clothes so fast. His cock was so huge i couldn’t believe it. He stuck all of his 13’ cock in me. I started moaning. Harder i screamed! Ethan was good. He kept penetrating me and pulling out. We did that for 45 minutes on his desk. He hit my g-spot 4 times and i orgasemed all over his desk multiple times. Then i led him in to a students desk. My turn to pleasure you i said. I threw him down in to the chair and started shoving his hard cock in my mouth while he grunted. He stuck his fingers in my pussy and kept them there while massaging it. Your so fucking hot he said. He pulled me down in to the chair and he stood over me. then he had me sit on his lap face if him. He shoves his cock in me and we came all over each other. We made out that whole time. We stayed in that position for 1 hour and a half. Then he started shoving his penis in to my ass. We fucked every day during the time my parents were out of town and every day after school.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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