Dick Dog
1. (Noun) A fuck boy who isn’t worthy of their fuck boy title. 2. (A series of action) First, a fuck boy wrongs someone’s best friend. Someone’s best friend, let’s call her Kitty, sees Kitty upset and then gets mad. Kitty gets mad too so both of them, let’s call the someone Bee, get so mad they start scheming. Bee convinces Kitty of this. Revenge is the only way, revenge is justice. So to get justice, one must first get revenge. hence - THE DICK DOG - Step 1: cut off the person’s penis (dick) Step 2: cook the dick like a hot dog (dog) Step 3: put the cooked penis in a hot dog bun Step 4: feed the dick dog to the man Step 5: it’s so gross he chokes Step 6: he chokes on his own dick This makes those thoughts of “he should choke on his own dick” come to life, thus dissipating all the rage.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
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Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
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