New Jersey
A somewhat strange place which still has an identity problem.For example- the Devils win a Stanley Cup and have their parade in the parking lot of the arena, weird...A place with a lot of good people who just get fucked over daily by the asshole state gov't and scumbag politicians,who deserve to be put against a wall and shot,until they find a few who have the balls to straighten out the fucking mess.A place where you get used to bending over and getting it up the ass by auto insurance companies who are also in bed with the asshole state gov't.Get a ticket in Va. and the asshole insurance co.in NJ will also fuck you with a fine for insurance points.All the whore politicians know how bad this fucking mess is but none of them have the fucking balls to fix their fuck-ups,they are all lying cock suckers who won't address the real problems.Instead they keep coming up with one fucked up law after another. They are too worried about fucking over people who smoke,to line their fucking coffers with extra money from cigarette sales.Somebody wants to smoke,they know the risks but they should'nt have to pay out the ass because these cocksuckers can't manage money and demand more and more.Out the ass taxes, road tolls etc....typical Jersey.Bring back the Mob...at least they'd make a fucking profit and eliminate these no good,useless,fucking political,ball-less whores.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

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