Blow2Glow
Blow2glow is an effective technique which whitens the skin naturally. It treats skin problems, such as freckles, age spots, scars, acne and discolouration related to hormones. It is also an effective anti-aging cream, face mask and peel. It moisturises, detoxifies and hydrates. It tightens pores, brightens pigmentation and reveals a newer looking skin by reducing a pigment called melanin. Semen is not plant-based. Researchers have proved that a meat eating semen in no meatier than a vegan, therefore it's not vegan-friendly. TO USE AS A MASK & FACE PEEL When your partner finishes blowing his load on your face, lay down and rub the semen evenly covering the face and neck. Allow to fully set dry before peeling peeling off to reveal a vibrant younger looking skin. TO USE AS A LIGHTENING CREAM Apply a small amount of hydrogen peroxide (usually the size of a five cent coin) all over your face before your partner blows his juice over your face. You may feel slight tingling and the need to itch, ignore the sensations as they are quite normal. Allow 30 minutes for the product to set and then wash it off. Semen has many benefits and is packed with many nutrients. Not only is it beneficial for women to swallow but it's the ultimate as the best skin care product.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
balls
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
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