Floral Park
Floral Park is a small town/suburb located on the border of Queens and Long Island. If you want to get drunk, come here. We have 4-5 bars in a 3 block radius on Tulip ave aka "town". A good word to summarize this town is "spoiled". Everyone living here has been pampered their whole lives and have developed self centered attitudes because of it. Half the kids you see wandering the streets are drug dealers. The Floral Park favorites are weed, acid, xans, and shrooms. Also, if you look even remotely emo, you'll have pasty kids with bowl cuts wearing unnecessarily bright sportswear making fun of you from across the street, because no one in this town knows how to say something to someone's face. There are many chill spots here. If you're too much of a child for bars, you got the sump, the rec, nuzzy, the square, olv, the train station, FPM and others. Oh and the cops here are dickheads. Since there's almost no crime in Floral Park, they have nothing better to do than crack down on kids innocently chilling at parks and skating. If you skate, this town has a good amount of spots. Don't be surprised if you have 3 cop cars pull up and tell you to leave. If you're young, you'll like this town. If you're old, you'll probably be scared of this town. If you're a cop, fuck you
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