kimbridge
The place you would never find even with the best American satellite or gps. Kimbridge has been completely devoured by tabacco farms. Kids start chewing/ dipping at the prime age of 3. They live the moto 'somethings got to kill you' and chew and drink moon shine until their mouths and livers gove out. Kimbridge is home to plenty of crystal meth plants and crack houses. The town consists of one gases station and basically nothing else, if you really want to party you better head over to Dundus , thats where you can dick all the hot chicks (no not the animal you farm freak don't get too excited). If you end up going to school there (should be classified as a large party) you will beable to go on the famous beach week where you literally can do whatever you want. Some examples are; you can dick as many girls as you want, snort peach moonshine (no you will not be considered gay if you do drink it) or jerking the chain on the beach for unsuspected beach goers to step on. Basically a normal day is hunting while drunk for long periods of time, basically you are never sober. I almost forgot it is acceptable to drive drunk, just remember to hit the minimal amount of tree with your diesel truck that is pointlessly huge and loud. I hope you come visit we won't be going anywhere anytime soon, literally we only like it here.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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