John Kerry
1. Someone whose supporters can't name a single policy that he had or name anything he would have done that would have made him a better president than the mediocre GWB. If you question Kerry's policies, you are an inbred uneducated redneck. 2. According to Democrats, the only soldier in Vietnam that wasn't an evil baby-killing nazi. If you question Kerry's heroship, you are an inbred uneducated redneck. 3. Someone whose followers believe that calling their opponent a "chimp" or a "nazi" is a mature and intelligent debate tactic. If you question Kerry supporter's arguements, you are an inbred uneducated redneck. 4. Someone whose followers believe that the best way to win over support for their candidate is to insult and belittle the American public as much as possible. If you question the Democratic Party's God-given infallibility, you are an inbred uneducated redneck. 5. Someone supported by poor, oppressed millionaire propagandists like George Soros and Michael Moore. If you don't believe Soros and Moore without question, you are an inbred uneducated redneck. 6. Some one who "had a plan" but couldn't be bothered with telling us this plan. If you question Kerry's intelligence and leadership qualification, you are an inbred uneducated redneck. 7. Someone who barely lost the 2004 election to an unpopular incumbent and probably would have won if he had just taken a solid stand on an issue, any issue. Of course, the Democrats go and blame the American public for their loss and not their own ineptitude. No wonder it's so easy for Republicans to accuse Democrats of "hating America", which would be a ridiculous and unbelieveable claim if not for the Democrat's complete contempt and hatred of anyone who doesn't worship their partyline like a God. If you didn't vote for Kerry, you are an inbred uneducated redneck. Maybe in 2006 you'll convince enough of these stupid, uneducated, sub-human redneck rubes from outside of New England and California to vote for your candidates. Maybe.
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