Jville
Jacksonville, Maryland, AKA Phoenix. "Jville" itself is the bubbling metropolis comprised of two small shopping centers, a selection of gas stations, and an elementary school. Hot spots include the 7-11, Strapasta, and the snoball stand in the summertime, along with white kids playing basketball or lacrosse at the elementary school. "Lax," as its commonly known, is a must in Jville, if you don't lax you are either an outcast or one of the select confederates that hang out at McDonalds. Another hotspot, 7-11, on Friday or Saturday nights you can most likely find a group of cars lined up outside waiting to hear who's "throwin down" for the night. In Jville, the snobby businessmen make upper six figure salaries, and their trophy wives are well admired by the prep school attending children. Those not white are redneck, and they usually keep to themselves. Greater Jville includes Baldwin, Long Green, and Monkton. Those who don't live on the north side of the Dulaney Valley bridge don't know Jville exists, and when you tell them you live in Phoenix they think you mean Arizona. Jville isn't just a town, its a way of life, a breed of person, and a happy place. A scenic and homogeneous alternative to nearby Towson.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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