Horny
Seriously, you looked up horny on the internet. Perv. Anyways, i defined what it is, so we are equal. If your a male( like me) and have a 10 inch when hard ( like me) and have no girl to put it in ( unlike me) then......... just use your hands. Heres a little story, to get you horny. Last day of school. Finally. 180 days of torture has ended. But I still have to do my new years resolution, and I finally found the girl. Sadly, she stays after school. Sadly, she has to teach. You get what I mean. My rocket science teacher. But not on the last day, shes finally free today. Rumour is, that once, some time ago, some guy took out his "rocket" and she lubed it for him. So considerate. Anyways, it was my turn. During the last rocket science class, i sat at the back and cleared all the seats. As the class ended, i took out my trobing, rock hard 10 inch "rocket" out of it "secret lair". She looked at me and smiled. She walked around, gave the class some prizes for the year, and came over to my desk. She gently pushed it back in, gave me detention slip with her adress and 6:00 PM on it, smiled and said seductively" Il be waiting, legs open, and ready to lube your rocket.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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