Mariah
Mariah is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. You think there are many Mariahs, but there is only one. She is very rare, rarer than seeing a Sasquatch riding a unicorn, with a leprechaun in a babybjorn. She only has to lay her gaze upon you and you’ll be bewitched. She captivates you with her innocent and sweet way, but underneath is a lioness. She can tear off your clothes with her eyes and mend your body with her soles. She can melt a heart of stone with her laugh and unwrap a present with her tongue. Mariah is a one-man woman and will mark her territory wherever she goes. Many guys think she is flirting with them, but Mariah is just joy. You think you've met Mariah, but you'd be fooling yourself, because I met Mariah and she's the only one. She is passionate, self-sufficient and brave. She is smart and creative. She'll remind you of your first crush. She is super fun and you'll always have a good time. She is hot, beautiful and cute and looks really 'pretty' when she is high. Mariah is genuinely innocent and a bit naive, but if you take the time to pull back the covers, she'll become your wettest dream. She'll let you play out both of your wildest fantasies. She'll let you spank her when she's naughty. She'll ride you till your sore and sex is never a bore. She’ll be your best friend and she is just like one of the guy's. You'll swear you've always known her. She'll let you...actually, I'm sorry, she won’t do any of these things for you, because, Mariah is all mine.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
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