Mechanicsville
Mechanicsville, VA. This is a country town that is rapidly expanding into Richmond. We used to be a primarily rural community, until Italian's from Jersey like me moved in and defiled the town. Now there are cars everywhere, and the roads aren't big enough to accomodate the growing population. Our only sources of entertainment in the ville are an AMF bowling ring and skate america. A couple redeeming quality's about mechanicsville are that you can buy drugs quite easily and cigarettes are the cheapest in the USA. Most of the people you speak to will say they want to get out of mechanicsville. It is not a land of opportunity, but a land of uneducated blue collar rednecks. Your employment options are either working at walmart, government jobs, or in a school. Our average income is something like 30,000 a year. It is nearly impossible to find yourself a women for the night unless if you travel down to the midway by Lee Davis, but most of the women there are 30+. Midway is our only adult source of entertainment, besides the endless amount of restaurants you see, which is why you see a lot of fat bastards walking around. Basically, if you stick around Mechanicsville, you will observe it's own decay, as I have in the past 10 years I've lived here. You are surrounded by fat bastards, boredom, drugs, no women, and no source of entertainment. And worst all, Aunt Susan's cat giving birth to 3 kittens makes the front page.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
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