Noah
"'Noah' Is generally the greatest person you'll ever meet (and it's true). Once your friends with him, your friends for life. He's very nice and free flowing, and knows how to treat a girl right. But don't get confused because he can get down and dirty and be man who can 'do both' if he's given a chance. Despite his actions he can't seem to find someone without there being some sort of roadblock, but once someone gives him a chance he's as loyal as they come. Be careful because he's had his heart broken many times by the one he's loved, and is very gentle and fragile because of it. He can be a hopeless romantic at times and will do anything to make his girl feel like she's the best in the entire world, and shower her with random gifts from the heart just because he feels she deserves them. If he starts talking about love and marriage and all that other stuff just go with it, it's only because he can't wait to for his life to really begin and he's wanted it for an extremely long time. He's a great kisser and very flirty, and he'll never leave you, he'll be there 'every step of the way,' and will sometimes be a little clingy, but just roll with it because he just wants to be with someone who cares deeply about him and who he can truly be safe with. Once you have him NEVER EVER let him go, if you do you'll always regret it, and he'll leave you wondering what could have been for the rest of your life, and once you lose him you lose what gives life meaning."
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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