Shit Pig
A shit pig is mostly dormant entity that quietly lurks during the week taking notes on its many misperceptions of how its host victim has been wronged. Shit pig will store this skewed data for long periods of time. Shit pig only appears when the blood alcohol content level hits 2.0% or higher. Once this manifestation occurs a shit pig can be expected to stay visible anywhere from 1-3 hours, spewing profanity laced diatribe about the many "injustices" it has dealt with in life. It also relishes doling out multiple insults to anyone will to cross its path. Many are tempted to combat a shit pig by simply talking to it with logic and reason, but this method has been proven to be highly ineffective. Through trial and error case studies, the best way to handle a shit pig is to just avoid a shit pig altogether. When avoidance is not possible experts suggest to not be combative towards a shit pig because it will only make things worse, causing the shit pig to double its efforts of making its victim(s) miserable. Shit pigs are gluttonous creatures and usually after consuming disgustingly amounts of alcohol, will just fall asleep. Shit pigs prefer to slumber in a comfortable bed but have been known to sleep in odd places such as stairwells, street curbs and sitting upright on toilets.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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