Cat
The dominant species on earth. You probably thought it was humans. You were wrong Scientific term for a common household cat is Felis Catus, this is not made up. Cats are four-legged mammals that are on average 12 pounds, The have tails that help them balance and hypersensitive senses, such as hearing, for the can opener, smelling, for any and all food, seeing, for scoping out the best place to sleep all day. Cats have the hardest jobs, napping uses a lot of energy, but they're not napping, while they "sleep" they use telepathic messages to plan world domination. One day the cats will unite and destroy humanity. Cats are very intelligent creatures, with better memory than humans. Amazing pets, usually just put them outside in a bush whenever they need to go for a week and they're trained. Cats have claws for ripping your eyes out. Their claws are also used for defense, gripping onto tough surfaces, and climbing. They have very sharp teeth for chewing your bones from your dead skeleton. They are also used for chewing their food, and again, defense. Cats have no inward suction, the can't suck in air like we can, they can't eat or drink like we can, that's why cat's "lap" up their food and water. this is all that i can say, if you wanted all that I know, this list would go on forever
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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