Zoo Dyke Mug
Zoo dykes is a slang term for a female zookeeper. Within the zoolological community exists a cult of personality that attracts some of the most ugly & frumpiest cat ladies one could imagine. Inspired by Disney movies, PETA, and their desperate quest for control these she-beasts have all but ruined the field. Unlike famous true female zoologists like Grace Olive Wiley and Jane Goodall who took great risks and earned their way to the top by an endless quest for knowledge, These evil khaki wearing trolls obsess over anthropomorphic “feel good” animal husbandry while putting little to no time into the actual craft itself. Very few read any scientific literature at all and if they managed to get cited in it is almost certainly because they had sex with the person who wrote the paper. Blowing older curators and directors at least again reminds them of their worthless McDonald’s salary existence. They obsesss over enrichment practices that many times stress out the animals and hypocritically chastise others who work with potentially dangerous species while performing sensationalized animal shows where they themselves take risks in order to show off their special “abilities” to “train” these incredible animals. Because they are so unattractive to men sexually and society as a whole they identify with their captive animals as they see them also helpless to control their surroundings which in turn comforts the fact that they are truly just glorified janitors with a name tag.
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Customer Reviews
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll