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The girl next door, or rather diagonally opposite you. She wakes up after lunch and stays up till dawn watching asian dramas. she is most likely East Asian, thus, a strong supporter of media from her culture. She loves popcorn chicken, curry ramen, and the occasional Prata from habibis. Due to her Chinese nature, she is good at table tennis, an exceptional mahjong player AND studying in the school of computing! Truly playing into the Model Minority stereotype! Of course, being her friend comes with stories of tiger parents! She often goes back on her word, for example, "ze ning said shes staying in hall next semester, but she pulled out last minute! i cant believe it!" said her friend, whom was extremely betrayed. Despite her towering physique, this 1.8m woman is afraid of a 2cm insect, often found squealing for help and exaggerating the size of the creepy crawlies in her room. Instead relying on her shorter friends to help her out as we are closer to the floor. On the topic of her size, her alcohol tolerance is surprisingly subpar for someone of her stature. Likes: - clean pants - bringing laundry home - tall people (especially men) - chicken nuggets, processed food, ice lemon tea, oreos - shouting at people - being a karen. - 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 1010 1111 1212 deals (but not Black Friday) - harassing shopee staff - CHARCOAL PILLS dislikes: - the smell of smoke - being disrespected - DH food - keeping to her word.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/