Woodnoid custom mug
A Woodnoid is a Species of "Lignum noid" /Leenyoom Noid/ latin for Woodnoid, the only thing known about this creature is that it is a sub-species to the Penoids. It's currently ranked dangerous to the human saftey. HOW TO STAY SAFE & IDENTIFY A WOODNOID Fully matured Woodnoid is about 9-16 feet tall, juveniles are around 7-10 feet in height. Woodnoids have EXCELENT eye sight at night, about 10 times better than the average humans. Woodnoids are in very dense, wooded areas, including Mount Lagoona's Camp Ground, and any other part of the western coast. This being said, Woodnoids are less common to be seen, therefor they are not an extreme danger to the human saftey. During the day, there seems to be no trace of Woodnoids in any wooded areas, as scouted out by P.C.F containers. If you spot a Woodnoid during the night, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, DON'T HIDE. they have OK hearing paired with EXCELENT eye sight. If you grab their attention, they will most likely chase you at about only 3-6 mph, due to their height. As mentioned, if you encounter one at night, do not hide, it WILL find you. Running is your best option because they will eventually give up and become uninterested in you. If you spot a Woodnoid in a urban/city area, PLEASE CALL THE P.C.F FOUNDATION >IMMEDIATELY< (909) 818 - 5189 , THE AREA WILL BE EVACUATED AND IT WILL BE EXTERMINATED ON SIGHT.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??
I use it every morning. It's my favorite.
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.