Women
Beings not seen or touched by 98% of the men who have posted on this subject thus far. Highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors -- equals.) Happily give blowjobs in return. Prefer large dicks. Secretly laugh at guys who convince themselves that size doesn't matter. Are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level. To those men who cannot procure them (because said men are too mean, stupid, sexist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. Said men then jack off alone. When said beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they are bitches. When they don't put out, they are also bitches. When they do, they are sluts.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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