Woman mug
Created to nurture and help. Woman is to be approached with gentleness, she wants to be taken care of. Woman exudes peace, she’s mild, and meek, feminine and soft. Her skin is radiant she smells of sweetness. Woman is delightful to admire and leaves you breathless, you can’t take your eyes off her. Woman is precious, more precious than jewels. She is intelligent, she speaks with grace and wisdom, she’s patient, and never rushes. Woman is the crown on your head, she is royalty. Woman is timid, but undeniably speaks volume through her conduct. She’s discerning, she obverses, she colours within the lines, she isn’t helpless, shes smart, shes strong, but will never boast. Woman will not chase, she’s pursued, she invites, she’s inviting. She won’t yell, she won’t hurt a fly, she will communicate, she’s warm, she’s hospitable, she blooms when she’s loved. Woman is wise, she doesn’t use her tongue to harm, she speaks life, she’s not friends with foolishness. Woman is the gentle breeze on a sunny day, woman is the soft smile on your face, woman is what waters the gardens, she is the seed, she has the power to plant, she has the power to flourish her bloom. Woman, she is life, she makes life, she is the giver, she multiplies what she receives, she’s the sounds of birds singing, she’s the muse, the hum, she is steady, constant, calm, and cozy, this is a woman when loved perfectly.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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